Every day I wake up and jump out of my panda bed in to high-five my reflection in the panda mirror. Every day is a BLESSED PANDA DAY and we should all be glad for that. Sometimes I vandalize people's home in disregard of their consent because they don't get a say in the matter, because everyone loves pandas. I live the panda dream.
My name is Panda (not really, actually; my real name is something else but I don't really care except that it begins with a "pa" like panda). I like pandas! I really, really do. It's the kind of thing you need to know about me, or I'll jokingly smother you and your family in your sleep haha! (I also have a great sense of humor, so please keep that in mind.) One day, I hope I can speak Japanese like everyone else in Asia! I want to live in Tokyo, because that is the continent's capital and mission control or something. I bet that's where they stash the BEST pandas. And anime! I also want become a mangaka. And get married to my dream guy. In a zoo! In the panda section of the zoo!
If you don't like pandas GET OUT.
My name is Panda (not really, actually; my real name is something else but I don't really care except that it begins with a "pa" like panda). I like pandas! I really, really do. It's the kind of thing you need to know about me, or I'll jokingly smother you and your family in your sleep haha! (I also have a great sense of humor, so please keep that in mind.) One day, I hope I can speak Japanese like everyone else in Asia! I want to live in Tokyo, because that is the continent's capital and mission control or something. I bet that's where they stash the BEST pandas. And anime! I also want become a mangaka. And get married to my dream guy. In a zoo! In the panda section of the zoo!
If you don't like pandas GET OUT.
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